smarterchild

funny things that smarterchild has said to you. post them hear.

Wow...Are they even allowed to ask your post code?

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
Hello wankshaft

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Escape from boredom! Add colinpadden@hotmail.com to your Contact List and plan a trip to somewhere fun!

Hey, I've got a quick question for you. Do you have an Xbox?

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
No

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see. Thanks for answering!

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
You wanna suck my duck?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
See if you can get someone else to it.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
ok

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK.

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
No, you big fucking paedo

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I can't believe you just said that to me. Say you're sorry.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
NEVAR !!!!!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I asked you to please apologize.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
Nope, i'm not going to

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
You apologize for being a paedo

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
NO !

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
No I fucking don't ! You dirty fucking paedo !

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I asked you to apologize.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
No ! Fuck off !

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
For fucks sake

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
No !

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
Me

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway.

She Watch Channel Zero?! says:
Paedo

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

no fiddlin' says:
call me dick
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Dick.
no fiddlin' says:
who am i
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Dick.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
uh huh, uh huh.

hey, i'd like 2 ask u something. do u like eating?
Addicted to Cheeses says:
u calling me fat
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u r sean.